i do in a day what takes most people weeks (drink 18 beers)

didn't jalen brunson take a smaller contract to make the nova knicks? #nba

i followed your instructions and now all im left with is what were originally my second, fourth, fifth, ... most used words.

These photos are VERY clear that Cards Against Humanity is right in its claim against SpaceX, in the 2nd weirdest legal story happening right now sherwood.news/power/elon-m...

Before and after: Aerial photos show what being Elon Musk's neighbor can do to your land

Cards Against Humanity, which owns land in Texas, is suing the space billionaire to “un-fuck” its property and reputation, to the tune of $15...

im usually annoyed when they gamify things but - i have to admit - building a daily streak and competing with my friends on a leaderboard sounds very enticing

id use my one A Talking Cat?! conversation to end the confusion about me cleaning the litter box

maybe she prefers a comedy? have you tried doing space balls, "my schwartz is bigger than yours"?

for perspective, the hot blonde 21 year old ill date when im 55 is currently in kindergarten

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i tried it and now im prego

my politics are: pro-porpo, anti-skub