I GOT A DATE FOR MY INITIAL ASSESSMENT FOR TOP SURGERY TODAY!!!!! so please get your boob touching and/or chomping in, their days are numbered.
Because I was terrified that I had no escape route that wasn't falling two storeys onto cement. Like, I was so scared about fire. And, uh, as all the Fire Prevention Week activities at work this week have reminded me, I still have a lot of that anxiety. So that's cool!
When I was little, I learned about fire safety and it made me so anxious that I couldn't sleep for weeks. There couldn't be a light of on the hack outside my door, because I couldn't convince myself that wasn't a fire. I begged my parents for a rope ladder to put in my window
Physically, I am here. Spiritually i am at the big orange, trying to convince myself to order a bunbletea flavour other than honey milk. Does big orange still exist?
The real question is how many pirate princess dresses do I bring with me to Howl.
Our couch is three chezes slotted together, it was a very good space for hosting the orgy.