Spiraling day with a Y in it?

Speaking from experience: beer does not work that way.

That's a pretty good recipe, but I kinda feel like it's missing some stuff. Salt, pepper, HOW MUCH POTATO, maybe some roasted garlic…

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I went to your store and saw you have a sliding existential dread pin, and now I know what I want for Christmas, always assuming none of my existential dreads come true.

The only thing I know about Philadelphia is that it's always sunny there.

Yay! 🎉🎉🎊🎉🎉🏳️‍⚧️🎉🎉🎊🎉🎉

Yeah, both of those are shit. I have people I love in NC. Fuck anyone saying anyone deserves what they get in a hurricane.

It was the Kraft Mac and Cheese (Kraft Dinner, for my friends in the north) gummies that made me an atheist.

Basil. Always basil. Other things can help too, like paprika, garlic powder, and of course a dash or two of salt and pepper.