guy who tries to eat all of the fortune cookies in pursuit of secret ancient knowledge
Who cares if they sell my information to China? In fact, I think the Chinese should have access to everything.
pride month is over and my uncle is wondering how he can have gay sex again. someone please help.
the cashier at the grocery store asked if I had a rewards card with them and I said no and they all started laughing at me and started throwing rocks at me and then they took a gun out and started shooting me and also one of them called me fat and gay and poor and a whore
how the fuck am I supposed to convince people to buy pics of my boobs on here
lowbies unite
twitter down and I don't know how I'm going to waste time on the clock, what's the point of working anymore