Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #4,502,675! Aren't you freaking happy about that.

Good nickname

I don't honestly know what this fully means, but I do like Minnesota (lived there for 5 years at one point) and I do like cats, so, I like this!

this seed art is literally too powerful for the state fair

I asked Microsoft Co-Pilot to speculate about a Captain Southbird PowerPoint and it's weirdly, scarily accurate Also I am apparently primarily well known for a mouse girl making an orgasmic face

Thumbnail confusion, a YouTube video ended, and I wanted to know how a typewriter could be "FORBIDDEN" (belonged to the video "above" it)

"So, electrically speaking, if there's an easier 'path to ground', turns out electricity will divert to the easier path to ground, therefore bypassing me."

So lewd

Today my house water was shutoff for the Nth time. No warning or communication. They're replacing water mains on my street, but were here weeks ago, tore this section up, and left. But today they're back, tearing up the same sections, shutting off water. I feel at least being notified would be nice.

Because you're a dragon, and... I lost my train of thought