The ones that blow my mind are the border checks like 100 miles inside the border. Slow to a crawl, random inspections, most of us get, "Are you a US citizen?" "Yes/No." "Okay, have a nice day."

Really annoyed at passport check at Munich airport. This gate for EU citizens. This crowded gate for all others EXCEPT NZ, Australia, SNG, Japan, UAE, Taiwan, Narnia and Moominland. One nationally in the queue with us Brits? The Turkish. Wasn't 17 Billion Turks one reason the Brexidiots gave?

First words out of your mouth are pass/fail if you’re white.