In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who commit crimes, and the mayor, who commits crimes.

Depressing how every map of this country is the same map

I’m reminded of that 2016 onion article like “admit it, you want to see how far this goes”. Some tiny amount of people are accelerationists because they’re emotionally immature

If any of us who are literate and numerate were sent back in time 1000 years, our job would probably be customer service or sales. They had emails jobs before capitalism

The full story is even more fucked up than the headline

Vance and desantis are both like Trunchbull from Matilda

Me as a kid: I wish I could have seen the rooftop concert Me now: how did they keep the amps and gear from getting rained on??

I don’t have the recipe but my friend put mashed potatos on top of lentils to make vegan shepherds pie

It’s good when politicians caring about accountability to the voters leads to good incentives like this rather than leading to bad incentives like gop leaders afraid to anger the trump cult voters

Dude not even giving himself the “die Bart die” defense