See I try to sound all poignant and thoughtful and I start talking about spoons.

The thing is, though, that someone, somewhere, is gonna really need that spoon at some point. Probably after the tsunami, but we've gotta hold on to that spoon coz when we eventually give it to someone it's gonna make their day. And that's got to be enough. Now I can't stop thinking about spoons.

The absolute fucking idiocy of this world is both terrifying and hilarious. Trying to spread positivity in a world where everything is burning (both literally and figuratively) is like holding back a tsunami with a spoon.

Even after some years, God of War holds up. What an absolute masterpiece of a game. The writing, the acting, the gameplay... Just stunning.

It's a whole new take on Five Guys.

Yeah McLaren have been an interesting one so far this season, would like to see them continue the good form. I had Checo down to challenge Max at the beginning of the season but uh... Yeah. He saw to it that I would eat my words.

I think Alonso will have a podium. I'd like to see Oscar and Lando do well to continue McLarens good form. Not sure how Checo will fuck up, but he most certainly will.

Really glad Man Utd did the right thing with Greenwood. There are more scummy footballers out there in the Premier League and worldwide and hopefully this sends the message that Domestic abuse should never be tolerated to any degree, no matter how good you are at kicking a ball.

Now that's an awesome house.

This... This is probably the best thing I've seen in a month. He is not a Demigod, he is a Danigod.