this is where my thoughts live now

if u are seeing this congrats, u are one of the 1% meant to send 14 dollars to me, pls dm to inquire more about this insane opportunity

interacting with my posts gives u the cheese touch

how come 'when pigs fly' means it'll never happen? i've literally seen a police helicopter

so whats the 'tweeting' version of bluesky? if we combined ping like getting a notification and sky we could be skyping again something to consider...