Drunk Anderson Cooper is the best Anderson Cooper.

Turned it off as soon as I realized no one was slurring.

Hahahahahahahahah

Enough ha.

It's beautiful.

Any attention that makes me feel hot is good attention. Everyone can enjoy the view.

It's a fine evening.

Just shuffling around my yard in gray sweatpants at 11 at night, tripping my face off, as one is wont to do.

Tripping my BALLS off and even I can see the Vikings are dogshit.

Oooohhhhh