this early-2000s high school dance ain’t big enough for the both of us, let’s settle this with a

love all the accounts on here shamelessly trying to trot out years-old tweets they didn’t write as if every single person on here didn’t spent every waking moment on the other site. sorry my guy we all know you didn’t come up with the “kill E.T. with hammers” joke, your entire ass is showing

every time

Would’ve been me day 1

People Philz is a Company

logged onto Twitter to see what’s been up over there and yep

Threads is The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon Bluesky is Adult Swim Mastodon is CSPAN Twitter is the NRA channel

should I even bother posting jokes about being a parent on here or is everyone on this entire app a 22-year-old independent journalist/twitch streamer

Folks I really need Bluesky to succeed, I cannot do this

Neverhood was like the single loneliest vibe ever in a game. Loved the art and music but the vibe was just impenetrably isolating and sad, I never finished it