The trick is to only have one egg so you can finish it in two bites.

No, that was appropriate.

My artificer/monk.

I haven't found someone willing to give me unparalleled wisdom for one of my eyes.

I can't unsee it. Thanks, I hate it.

Some are, but many, many aren't.

The paladin in the party has essentially become "Florida Man" in my campaign.

Max Power.

PULL UP! PULL UP!

I'll admit, I'll miss the ride due to nostalgia I have from my childhood when I didn't know the source, but I don't disagree with the decision.