*Grab

Gran a bottle of vodka, a rag, and a lighter.

I was far too old when I learned people made hot chocolate with milk and not water.

Do... do people not use fried chicken as spoons to eat mashed potatoes?

Depends on what the players like and what they are feeling. I love to RP different shopkeeps but if the players want to just get their things and go, that's fine too.

Scoofle is my new favorite verb.

To be fair to Lil Lurkie, my cats haven't all mastered high-speed cornering either.

I'd offer to donate my legos to the cryptic, but my nieces have first claim on them.

I assume Bitey Friend refers to squirrels.

But what if I eat the bonedust of my enemies?