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Dave Cactus
@davecactus.bsky.social
Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social.
Here is a link to all of my posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
1.6k followers345 following616 posts
WAITER: Your meal comes with three sides. ME (imagining a delicious triangle): Excellent.
"your meal only comes with one side" Hey wtf sort of non euclidean establishment is this anyway
Then they bring you a dorito.
*delivers slice of pizza of the style you favor*
“Three sides? Did I order a pizza slice?”
Ah yes, the “food pyramid”
WAITER: would you like the soup or salad? ME (imagining a super salad): Yes!
DC
Dave Cactus
@davecactus.bsky.social
Bass player, photographer, and all around cool cat.
Avatar, or profile pic, by @frovo.bsky.social.
Here is a link to all of my posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaakkr4gr2af4
1.6k followers345 following616 posts