The only thing I typically remember my dreams is when my brain wakes me up from one because it's identified it as an impossible situation - usually one that I'm happy with. Thanks brain!

cornucopia: anti-anxiety medication created from a high-fructose corn syrup base #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

We have couch potatoes, so why not other furnishing foods? Table salt, bean bags, and wall nuts are all obvious contenders. Carpet mushrooms (bane of everyone) Mattress zucchini (popular with some, I expect)

Yep!

I had our local freeloader agreeing to eat at arms length the other day

Yesterday I had to explain why "attach repository-a" failed, even though "list repositories" showed "Repository-A" in its output.

bidet: (v) what Canadian stereotypes do at an auction. #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary

Who decided to call it "A Haunting in Venice" and not "Only Murders in the Palazzo"?

Deliveries from forgotten crowd funding projects have a similar effect.

legate: (v) to run away, usually from authority figures #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary