I'm just saying, Hercules and Jesus would both really dislike everything he does and chooses to be.

The really amazing thing about Kevin Sorbo is how the things we learn about his character and personality continue to hit new lows on a regular basis. It's like his greatest talent. (I mean, we knew that wasn't acting.) The man is such a disappointment.

It is not the norm, and I hope that tech faced consequences for doing that to you.

Oh my god I'm so sorry that happened to you. That must have been so violating and scary.

They could at least buy me a drink first.

I have to get an ultrasound today, and not the non-invasive kind. Iykyk 😒

I also contain taijin coated gummy bears and they were delicious.

I don't understand my own guidelines when it comes to disliking people. I've had people just crush my heart and then end relationships with me, but I still care for and respect them. Meanwhile, someone else who was rude to me one time is on my shit list forever. I contain multitudes.

My brain: I'm feeling generous so here's a dump of sad chemicals and also you should never sleep again, good talk and you're welcome.

I went to cuddle my husband in the middle of the night and he said, "are you here to apologize?" "For what?" I asked, because I really didn't know. "For saying stupid shit," he said. "I'm always saying stupid shit," I pointed out. "Fair enough," he said, and he went back to sleep.