I love that he committed to playing it 100% straight. It elevated the material so much, while also leaving the comedy to the Muppets.

This is what they meant by Boxing Day, right?

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

Huh. Twitter died.

A man walks into a bar and says "I just became a lawyer!" The bartender turns to him and says, "No, you didn't." The man smiles, asks "How did you know I was lying? " The bartender replies, "You didn't pass the bar."

Just over two weeks left in the year, and I'm two pounds away from my target end-of-year weight! I'm not done after this, but it feels good (quite literally) to be on track to hit my goals. Now, I'm gonna go get some tacos.

I'm amazed at how many people I'm matched up highly with on dating sites that are into swing music. Oh wait... just realized... poly community. Duh.

Can't believe I'm seriously thinking a Godzilla movie has a chance to get nominated for a Best Picture Academy Award. Godzilla Minus One is that good.

Honestly, when I watch stuff like the Game Awards, it still feels like I'm watching a different industry from the one I'm actually in... despite video game development paying my bills for 20 years now.

Oh no! Sorry to read the news. You gave Pixel a great life of love and noms. She couldn’t have asked for better.