Pretty sure all your followers are into niche fetishes too. Also did you mean metaphorical walls or literal walls?

Looks like your beard and belly are growing at the same rate.

Ended up shaving a few days ago. I think stubble looks fine.

Just squeeze into a 4XL. I'm sure it'll stretch. And if not, well that's fine too.

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For the record, I like this pose. ♥️

I'm here for how dad you are now. Oof.

While I do like that more people are ditching Twitter, I hope all the annoying 20 year olds go to Threads or somewhere. I don't miss them.

I often find myself at the crossroads of "I shouldn't enable bad habits." vs "Does papabear want another burger and some smokes?"

Oh geeze, I'm glad both cleared up. Kidney stones do not sound fun.