Had a real “these edibles ain’t shit” evening. (Ron Howard narration) they were not, in fact, shit

I wonder if the cocaine at this event is the good stuff cause it seems like Don jr gets that cheap stepped on shit because most dealers can’t stand him

My man’s got kneeples

“We’re the minority, actually. We’re essentially these pale violent goons from the north. White walkers, if you will.”

It would be so much fun if they turned it into some kind of "lie off" and just spewed total bullshit about each other for 2 hours

He won't go until John Cena shows up for his make-a-wish

Truthfully and Huey song makes me want to jump into a thresher

When I'm under stress I get songs stuck in my head that just repeat over and over. I can usually guess my stress level based on how much I hate the song. Tonight's song: "Power of Love" by Huey Lewis and the News. Make of that what you will.

Got any invite codes?

If Cuomo runs and somehow wins I'm only going to refer to him as mayor McShit