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Tom Bombadildo
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You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
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I wonder if the cocaine at this event is the good stuff cause it seems like Don jr gets that cheap stepped on shit because most dealers can’t stand him

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My man’s got kneeples

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“We’re the minority, actually. We’re essentially these pale violent goons from the north. White walkers, if you will.”

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It would be so much fun if they turned it into some kind of "lie off" and just spewed total bullshit about each other for 2 hours

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He won't go until John Cena shows up for his make-a-wish

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Truthfully and Huey song makes me want to jump into a thresher

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Got any invite codes?

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Can we please call him by his proper title: disgraced former governor?

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This is the retirement home. Those kids are on the Ticky Tocks and and the whatapps. There's probably a new one with a name like grundl or qazrmd that we've never even heard of

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A little pre-party to set the vibe

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Tom Bombadildo
@dildo-baggins.bsky.social
You know that one uncle who doesn’t really say much at the family gatherings but only needs one hit off a weed vape to tell you about the time your dad got his hand stuck inside a cow’s asshole and you had to call 911? I’m on here now, pass the vape
377 followers432 following4.1k posts