Some say that doing the same thing over and over again while expecting different results is the definition of insanity I just call it golf.

Thought I’d share my favorite Jehovah witness joke with you guys. Knock. knock.

Greta thunberg has announced she has a new favourite reddit sub due to its consistent contribution to environmental protection and consistent recycling culture. Congrats r/Jokes !!!

My son asked me the what the rules of the 100m Dash were... I said it's pretty straight forward

If I have another daughter I'm going to name her Miranda. Because if she is anything like her mother, anything I say can and will be used against me.

Took my dog down to the pond to chase some ducks. As it turns out, they ended up eating him. To be fair, he was pure bread.

Why was the anti-vaxxer‘s 4 year old child crying? Midlife crisis

What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb (I got this from someone not on reddit I hope this is okay.)

Did you know that Vaseline was invented in Athens over 2000 years ago? It’s ancient grease

What do you call a Soviet prostitute? A cumrade.