Chappell Roan CLAPS BACK at fans who keep hitting her with their cars: “Crosswalks are my sanctuary and you do NOT get to just plow into me with your car

yeah i think i did a The Birds to myself. i'm in Bodega Bay rn

started using cat food to earn the respect and comradery of a couple crows. they're going to be my friends soon i know it

nora's work is great and i have given their stuff as gifts several times and the recipient has never once gotten mad at me. plus if you wear a pendant with @blueheronfarm.bsky.socialbsky.app/profile/nora...

a bird in the hand is worth five on the lawn

be careful many husbands are democrats

sometimes this happens when kids are just learning to read and they try to read a book. by page 20 my kid looks halfway through an all nighter it’s incredible

DOCTOR: How would you rate your pain on a scale from 1-10? ME: I don't know, maybe like, a seven? DOCTOR: Liar. You're a liar. We measured your pain against the new Universal Pain Index that accurately ranks all the pain in the world and it's barely a three. We're telling everyone. Everyone you know

at long last the drudgery of holding your newborn child in your arms or playing with your golden retriever in a sun-dappled park can be delegated to the machines

it is emotionally overwhelming to watch the I-75 and I-275 traffic cameras and see the southbound lanes full of bucket trucks, mobile showers, every other kind of vehicle coming here to help us. it stretches on for miles.it is emotionally overwhelming to watch the I-75 and I-275 traffic cameras and see the southbound lanes full of bucket trucks, mobile showers, every other kind of vehicle coming here to help us. it stretches on for miles.