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“this is the last time I’ll say anything about it,” she says, with the intention of never stopping
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Sundays are for drinking coffee and getting drunk. At the same time.
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Things I used to tweet when I worked at a library: Asking the person who answers the phone at a business how they’re doing today is a vicious act of aggression and everyone knows it.
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Hate it when I walk in the bathroom and a toilet demon drags me screaming into a dark realm
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inside you there are two crocodiles. one is an alligator you idiot. you absolute buffoon.
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WebMD should offer a subscription service where it lies to you.
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
writer sometimes. clown always. she/her.
my intrusive thoughts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajln42r6efw
4.2k followers569 following19.5k posts