I’m sorry she treats you that way, you deserve better.

Correction: those are not serious people.

New Soup Nazi episode just dropped.

Looks at current yard. Looks at calendar. 🤔

Went by the old place the other day. The agave we planted BLOOMED!

Less of a nail, more of a short range, dirt seeking missile.

“And You Have My Bow.”

I wouldn’t risk it.

Pretty sure this was a pricing error, but reader, it rang up just fine (in quantity)

But tomorrow, on his birthday, I’m going to push him on the swing again like I have for all these years. And he can be free.