Damn, cause it feels like everyone I'm around only play XIV all day

I feel bad I don't like the games all my friends like. I tried so hard to swallow the FFXIV pill but I just couldn't get into it and I bounced off Monster Hunter like it was made of rubber. And nobody wants to play online fishing games or train games from 1994 either.

Oh dear when did that get there? And when did I get so squeaky??

🎵If I only could~🎵 🎵I'd make a deal with God~🎵 🎵To become a 6,000 pound dragon~🎵

Bro I am LITERALLY Saturn devouring his son rn

putting him in a box and shaking him.

Today's episode is brought to you by: Massive pillowy moobs which heave and wobble with every labored breath. Moobs so enormous they splay your arms outwards with their soft heft. Moobs so large they always partially block your vision whenever you try to look past your expansive gut.

Do not trust people who have forsaken carbs for they are beyond salvation.

I draw gay fat animal people sometimes (most of the time (all of the time))

It's alright, I'm cool now.