Believe your life has no meaning? Wait until you're constipated. Your life will be full of meaning.

When set a fire, cow farts tend to flutter in 5/4 time.

It's not what I expect.

The left one is gently rebuking the other for clucking in 5/4 time.

Years ago a music student claimed that on light breezy days leaves ten to flutter in 5/4 time.

Money well spent! Thanks!

The first four times are always funky. Suggestion: soak your taste buds with half a bottle of Rose or Resiling, wait twenty minutes. Works every time.

If cliffs could talk . . .

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Do pied flycatchers pipe? And if so, at the gates of dawn? (Sorry. I'll be quiet now.)