I just found out that Kuala Lumpur is Malaysia's capital and not Singapore Shit's wild, yo

There are things you should learn. Your past is a skeleton walking one step behind you, and your future is a skeleton walking one step in front of you. #GoodNight

The human body was designed so that we can neither pat our own backs nor kick ourselves too easily.

It's lonely here

Why was I logged out of my account? 🤔

Fair lol

Yuuup

Ask a stupid question, look silly for five minutes. Ask no questions, look silly forever.

Goldmember is the franchise's Terminator 3

You just did lol