like he can remember what happened after that

i feel like teams should be able to decline time added on if they're losing by more than two goals #thefootball

What's the matter hon? You've not touched your blue balls.

a friend of mine's teetotal brother in law had a meeting in dublin once and had never heard the term "irish coffee", mainly because he was a muslim from a muslim country. he thought "oh, this must be the local tradition" and ordered three over a course of an hourlong meeting at 11am.

Wait, our replies aren't private? 😳

the purist in my thinks that it should be a static shot take from a really good stalls seat. but that would make objectively terrible cinema/tv

Bodies are terrible. Let's become wraiths.

i wonder how many more reds man utd will get. i reckon at least one, the way they're tackling

i actually hope spurs go easy on man utd now, and even let them score a consolation goal, because otherwise utd will sack ten hag and that would be a disaster for the footballing world #thefootball

that’s stunning!