Doing bias confirming Google research about how I can join the squirtle squad

Just applied for the permanent absentee ballot list because I recognize you can do the bare minimum to prevent abject fascism while also organizing in your community, or idk just arguing about theory on the internet

Rereading Frankenstein, feeling inspired, gonna devote my life to making God miserable

My bad master shake and bad trump impressions are merging, making both even worse

Just realized Febreze is spelled like that and I fucking hate it

Man you defend Necco wafers one time and suddenly that’s all people remember about you

The thing Dyson got right is that vacuums definitely do need pistol grips

Graveyards are so embarassing. You either live with your parents forever or you get some permanent random-ass neighbors with a weird last name

Wow oh wow

I am in love with the single Missouri judge who’s gonna make sure I don’t get any student loan forgiveness. I am horny about it actually