Love to work until midnight thanklessly

In a surprising turn, my otherwise middle America MSNBC liberal mom said “Israel is committing a genocide” almost unprompted yesterday. Are cable news viewers realizing what’s going on?

What a god damned doofus

Wait so people weren’t just joking about Elon being dark MAGA, he said “I’m dark MAGA,” which is cringe-worse and regular-worse

I hate my new dentist and am downing a bunch of Popeye’s mac & cheese in the parking lot before my crown appt right now

I’m going logarithmic on the attractiveness over misanthropy graph

Tapping the sign

Thank you!

I’m like 0.5 on the Kinsey scale which means I’m straight except I WILL smooch the homies and I DO prefer women’s sunglasses

We called it “the economy” and Commerce the Bank Engine was right there