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Kellyanne
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I'm a very good finder. I have a bunch of degrees from Rutgers so I know some stuff, but not a terrible lot. I like dogs, books, the Mets, & other things. Proponent of DE;JB. I tend to post memorable anecdotes from my job. Ramblings are mine & mine alone.
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It is STILL fascinating to me that this song was nominated for a Razzie but also inspired one of the most famous, Academy-Award winning scores in film history (Titanic). I adore this song.It is STILL fascinating to me that this song was nominated for a Razzie but also inspired one of the most famous, Academy-Award winning scores in film history (Titanic). I adore this song.

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My cartoon for this week’s Guardian Books.

Panel one:

Two small figures stand before a huge machine.

One says “Our startup has innovated the human writer out of the publishing process. This machine can write sixty-five books an hour.”

A conveyor belt at the front of the machine dispatches a continuous stream of books.

Panel two:

They walk across the workshop.
The second figure, who is reading one of the books, says “but will people actually want to read this stuff?”

Panel three:

They have reached a second huge machine. 

“The real beauty of our integrated system” says the first figure “is that it also frees companies from the tyranny of human readers”. 

A conveyor belt at the front of the machine dispatches a continuous stream of robot readers, happily consuming the content from the other machine.
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Yesterday morning, I came in to work to find this on my desk. My patrons might know me a little too well. 😂🤣😂 #ilovethemsomuch 📚🍎📜

A white water bottle with the sticker “I’d Rather Be Reading” sits on my work desk with a light aqua colored post-it note that says “To Kellyanne, F Aashvi”
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Yup, but for me, it makes more sense. Anakin was very much a stalker, abuser, and general asshat pre-Darth Vader (IMO).Yup, but for me, it makes more sense. Anakin was very much a stalker, abuser, and general asshat pre-Darth Vader (IMO).

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And domestic abuse. (I go with the novelization's version that she died from strangulation.)And domestic abuse. (I go with the novelization's version that she died from strangulation.)

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In my immediate family, in order: a dead fetus carried to term (Nana, 1940s); premature birth w/newborn dying 3 days later & premature birth w/diagnosis of CP at 6 months (Uncle's 1st wife, 1970s); 1st-trimester miscarriage (Mom, 1980s). We need to bring these stories to light. Break the stigma.In my immediate family, in order: a dead fetus carried to term (Nana, 1940s); premature birth w/newborn dying 3 days later & premature birth w/diagnosis of CP at 6 months (Uncle's 1st wife, 1970s); 1st-trimester miscarriage (Mom, 1980s). We need to bring these stories to light. Break the stigma.

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Sweet. Now, if only I could get everyone ELSE to join.

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I never learn

A drawing of me in chibi style, looking at my phone, which shows a post is hidden because I’ve muted a user.
A drawing of me in chibi style, closeup, I’m squinting and saying hmm…
A drawing of a finger tapping “show” on a hidden post.
A drawing of me in chibi style, holding my phone and scrunching my face in mental anguish, saying, “FFS”
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My cartoon for Guardian Books’ autumn reading special.

A beautiful, smiling pile of new books labelled "New Books for Autumn" innocently attracts the attentions of a young man. Beside him, his pile of books (labelled "Unfinished Summer Reading") notices this and scowls at him.

The image is a cartoon pastiche of the ‘distracted boyfriend’ meme.
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Kellyanne
@ellarebee.bsky.social
I'm a very good finder. I have a bunch of degrees from Rutgers so I know some stuff, but not a terrible lot. I like dogs, books, the Mets, & other things. Proponent of DE;JB. I tend to post memorable anecdotes from my job. Ramblings are mine & mine alone.
281 followers323 following577 posts