Periodically, I like to reread my favorite Scottish poem: Batman's Aff His Nut by Robert Florence.

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evergreen lolevergreen lol

I Should Be Able to Mute America

The rest of the world should not have to know the name Bari Weiss

🎶 H-O-T-T-D-O-G 🎶 “Hot dog” with an extra T

Love to go to IKEA so I can get myself a little treat*. *a bag of salty liquorice that I will eat in one sitting and give myself a sore tum the next day

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Which dating app do I download to find a weird lil medieval guy? TikTok keeps showing me Bridgerton clips and snippets of Andrew Scott’s Quinn audio play, and now I need to find a weird lil medieval guy who’ll fight me with a sword or look at me like they want to eat my face.

I went in completely cold and haven’t looked up any answers yet, but oh boy, the temptation to go running to the guides is real now

I’m 22 hours and 47 eggs deep into Animal Well and I’m loving it, but also fear I have now hit the wall where if I want to unearth anything further, I’m gonna have to be a real lil freak about it

Current estimates say that every prompt you give a generative "AI" system— not each session, every PROMPT— is like pouring a 16 oz bottle of water onto the ground. This is a fact that goes somewhere in every talk i give, now, & i always see audience members looking it up… and then looking horrified