Can’t believe it’s only been 8 years since Biden dropped out

Florida flips immediately

What if the DNC surprise guest is a working McFlurry machine

Cheekbones in Chief

I would also like to thank Doug, our husband

Easily the hottest person who has ever run for POTUS

Me every five seconds: is this guy Beyoncé yet

“White men are now the most hated demographic in the country due to Woke” then why does everyone want Walz to adopt them and for Doug to take them to prom

“That’s so Tim-coded”. ~ me when anyone does anything remotely decent

I know it’s cold comfort when a boot is on your neck but I really think you’re a wonderful writer.