I often think cows got it made. Just eating grass in a field, no rent, no job, no stress, just moo.

Lil Yachty has been on a generational run the last several months. Remember without the boat we would sink.

Aren't we all just fragile eggs hiding behind bubble wrap and bravado?

I recently turned 41 and started watching the Transformers cartoon from the '80s. It's like a time machine, except instead of visiting the past, I'm just reliving my childhood in HD. Autobots, roll out my midlife crisis! #Nostalgia#Transformers

Just watched #Transformers The Movie for the first time. Hate him or live him... Hot Rod stepped up after Ultra Magnus showed that he didn't have the ball bearings to lead.

Why am I still hearing fireworks?? TF are yall celebrating??? unemployment?

Demure is ruined.

Usually, when I say good morning, it's either because I haven't slept yet or I've just woken up to use the toilet. But today, I'm genuinely saying good morning

Do no harm, know your worth, and take no shit.

Attention does not equal influence