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Emily St. James
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Writer! TV: Yellowjackets. Novel: Woodworking (out March 2025). Podcasts: Arden. Journalism: Vox, A.V. Club, NYT, etc. Poorly plotted picture books: Most of my childhood.
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God has abandoned us, and on the way out the door, he said, “You wanna see what embalming fluid would taste like if you steeped Oreos in it?”

Oreo flavored Coke Zero for some reason (why did I buy this? I don’t value my money or life.)
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RFkrakengoddess.bsky.social

So … what’s the story of how you tasted embalming fluid?

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Cchakkerz.bsky.social

so God is masculine in this time line… but yeah … that’s a collaboration that definitively signals the end times.

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CTdrkaratechop.bsky.social

god you say? i have not heard that name in a long long time

Coke flavored oreos. Yes I bought these
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FOmagneticsara.bsky.social

Oh it's the mummy juice.

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JPcalmthoughts.bsky.social

Sick 🤮

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GRencomium.bsky.social

Ehhh, I thought it was decent. Tastes like cream soda with an oreo cookie aftertaste.

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JDdolari.bsky.social

I kinda liked it, but it was SOOOOO much sweet. After about a half bottle I was done.

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thewilltoflop.bsky.social

I see your oreo cocacola and i raise you this

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Nnatenomm.bsky.social

I was shocked at how much I liked it. I appreciated that out didn’t even try to taste poke Coke Zero at all

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bleuchat.bsky.social

🤮

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Emily St. James
@emilystjams.bsky.social
Writer! TV: Yellowjackets. Novel: Woodworking (out March 2025). Podcasts: Arden. Journalism: Vox, A.V. Club, NYT, etc. Poorly plotted picture books: Most of my childhood.
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