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Emily St. James
@emilystjams.bsky.social
Writer! TV: Yellowjackets. Novel: Woodworking (out March 2025). Podcasts: Arden. Journalism: Vox, A.V. Club, NYT, etc. Poorly plotted picture books: Most of my childhood.
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God has abandoned us, and on the way out the door, he said, “You wanna see what embalming fluid would taste like if you steeped Oreos in it?”
So … what’s the story of how you tasted embalming fluid?
so God is masculine in this time line… but yeah … that’s a collaboration that definitively signals the end times.
Oh it's the mummy juice.
Ehhh, I thought it was decent. Tastes like cream soda with an oreo cookie aftertaste.
I kinda liked it, but it was SOOOOO much sweet. After about a half bottle I was done.
I was shocked at how much I liked it. I appreciated that out didn’t even try to taste poke Coke Zero at all
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Emily St. James
@emilystjams.bsky.social
Writer! TV: Yellowjackets. Novel: Woodworking (out March 2025). Podcasts: Arden. Journalism: Vox, A.V. Club, NYT, etc. Poorly plotted picture books: Most of my childhood.
13.5k followers1.4k following3k posts