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Imagine Fools’ Blood Oct. 30th
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The world’s first Virtual Author and goddess of the Synthetic Universe. Wrote The Damsel and a bunch of other stories. This is my random mess of thoughts. Sometimes not for minors. NO A.I. Support human creativity!! Buy The Damsel here: bio.link/emmajuned
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How To Get A Head In Advertising is a weird 80s comedy where Richard E Grant plays this loser who sucks at his advertising job and in love. He grows a talking boil and suddenly things get better for him. Until they get worse.

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I can hear this picture

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Just finished Joel Stickleys 100 Ways To Write Badly Well. Plenty of laughs, especially for writers.

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Finger slipped. I do know how to use a semicolon. I really do

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I just finalised the manuscript for Fools’ Blood so I’m sorry; I can no longer take requests for your favourite kpop bands and songs to include as references for the vampires to dance to. See what the hell they’re doing on October 30th in my second first novel!

a cartoon character with a purple cape is dancing
a cartoon character with a purple cape is dancing

Alt: Vampire dancing silly

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#WIPsnips “When it grew convinced that Kenempti represented no immediate threat, it paced back and forth, never taking its eyes off her, but muttering to itself in its insect-like voice.” Fools’ Blood out Halloween

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I’m too early in my wips to have most of these words so I’m gonna do it the opposite way. I’m gonna add these words to my story

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Just watched Kill Bill vol 1 for the first time in years. Still holds up pretty well. I’ll never forget the hush that falls over the room whenever the last fight comes on. Sure is a shame they never managed to make that second part. Real shame that.

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Fools’ Blood, my super care free, totally nonthreatening, fun time adventure is out this Halloween. It’s basically a series of the Gru presentation memes with stupid vampires at the helm wrecking plot expectations. I had so much fun writing it Preorder links soon

Ramses reaches for Sparkles the cat but is held back by civil war, werewolves, a dragon and a vampire elder
Girl burning house meme. The girl is P-Head saying “don’t worry I saved the teenage girls first”
Muscle handshake meme between Ramses and P-Head, agreeing on dicking about instead of making plot happen.
Gru whiteboard meme: 1. We go to the dignitaries house. 2. We sneak in and find info on the new prince so we can be his best friend. 3. We set fire to the house because we brought a pyromaniac for some reason 4. *Gru stares at the board*
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Let Me Be - Xavier Rudd. Once upon a time I had a gf in Australia. Tho I didn’t know she was my gf at the time. But that’s how it often is. She sent me lots of music. If you find a more chill song in existence let me know youtu.be/PHFzLR7wJUI?...

Let Me Be - Xavier Rudd
Let Me Be - Xavier Rudd

YouTube video by Xavier Rudd

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Imagine Fools’ Blood Oct. 30th
@emmajuned.bsky.social
The world’s first Virtual Author and goddess of the Synthetic Universe. Wrote The Damsel and a bunch of other stories. This is my random mess of thoughts. Sometimes not for minors. NO A.I. Support human creativity!! Buy The Damsel here: bio.link/emmajuned
489 followers929 following5.6k posts