I see WhatsApp has channels now, and none of them are of any interest whatsoever, which is pretty damn cunning of them…

There’s a solution to every problem. (And, of course a problem to every solution, because they are either still and mean I can’t get up, or racing around at speed, making any movement fraught with danger…)

Fuck. Ok. Now poultices are sexy. Thanks for that. I think…😏

We actually ARE living the same life! God, I’m so sorry…

Is ‘slimy like poultice’ the new iteration of ‘crazy like a fox’? I’m def going to try and use it in a conversation, if I ever have one again irl…

A good excuse for a stiff drink, anyway. Like I need an excuse lol. Because there’s no one here to judge me. There are benefits to living alone, after all. If I say Pringles are a meal, then they are. Likewise ice cream. Hope you’ve had an ok day, anyway. It’s nearly weekend. 😬

Misery loves company. Yay. Go team. *feeble waving of small flag, that breaks after 2.5 waves* *sigh* I did go out today tho! To the dentist… 😞

If you find the answer to this one plz lmk thx

Ok. Soo ios17 is actually pretty funky. If you want me, I’ll be over here making stickers of everything…

I can rate things on Prime at last?! Time to go through everything & add little thumbs up by all the weird stuff I like, in the hope of more. In the olden days, there was a site where you could rate books & it recommended more, the more you rated. I loved that. That & purity tests. I am very old.