Finally, one party shows the bravery to tell it like it is: Women are icky.

I am in both camps, sometimes at once.

Project 2025 will eliminate Poisson distributions.

I give this excerpt 45 Pinocchios.

That was the original talk, wasn't it? He helped get their embassy inspected faster and he got to appear in a Turkish video and all kinds of fast and loose crap.

I don’t see it. He’s a Democrat!

My dinner: Trader Joe's honey pumpkin ravioli w brown butter, toasted pecan, balsamic, crispy sage, and pancetta

Anyone good at electricity who can tell me whether I can still use this outlet?

I can't move to Parker for, uh, personal reasons.

Yeaaaaaaaah not going great. But! I'm starting to look at places to live down in Littleton.