My wife and I are going as RFK and the roadkill bear he picked up on the side of the road. We're beautiful people.

i’m going to put on a grimace costume and walk around cemeteries at night

Setting my emails on fire

Ok how many of you knuckleheads are dressing up as Olivia Nuzzi and RFKjr having facetime sex for halloween?

Knocking back this roller dog at Speedway is not entirely accurate. I’m curating an experience

incredible things they’re doing with corn these days

Don’t forget to tap a maple tree and sip of its delicious syrups. And that general election ballots are mailed to all active registered voters in Vermont by today

crucifixion seems more halloween coded than easter coded

my mental health breaking down like my 2007 honda civic

Bad food ideas: Candy corn chowder