wish i got headaches from caffeine withdrawal instead of suicidal despair

ive never yoyoed for the love of the game. i yoyo for pussy

i can prevent wrinkles with skink air? are you some kind of witch?

"when you hit 4k followers even strangers treat you differently. especially women. you've made it"

we can go pam for pam. f that we can go jim for jim

kickstart this

19 y/o: abolish school i dont even know how to do my damn taxes! me, 25, exponentially wiser: they have a button you can press for that

am i to understand charles barkley has cte from a career of headbutting centers? or was he always like that?

as faust as passable

had a very ethical tuesday. but sadly you know what that means for wednesday