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Just your friendly neighborhood (erotic) baker trying not to kill the hoard of houseplants I acquired to try and fill the void in my life
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One of the many problems with being a Lizard Girl ™️

My fingers looking all pruney, but not from being in water for too long, rather from Raynaud's syndrome.
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Hey look, kids! I found the boneless Walgreens!

A picture of a Walgreens that is just a wall
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If you were to describe a sex act called the "Texas two corn", what would it be?

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"How dad are you?" Check list with: Guess it's free Found it! Looks like we'll have to amputate Let's rock and roll Did you fall in? No, your other right What's the damage? Can you do mine next? I was just resting my eyes Guess they'll let anyone in here Glad we're not going that way Can't get very far without these! Look, horses I'm not paying to heat the whole neighborhood! It's not heavy, just awkward People don't know how to drive in this town We needed this rain That's how they get you Back already? How was it? That's not going anywhere.
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Aw shit....

"How dad are you?" Check list with: Guess it's free Found it! Looks like we'll have to amputate Let's rock and roll Did you fall in? No, your other right What's the damage? Can you do mine next? I was just resting my eyes Guess they'll let anyone in here Glad we're not going that way Can't get very far without these! Look, horses I'm not paying to heat the whole neighborhood! It's not heavy, just awkward People don't know how to drive in this town We needed this rain That's how they get you Back already? How was it? That's not going anywhere.
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@themckenziest.gay thought you'd enjoy this gem

First pane: Dr. Doofenschmirtz saying "if I had a nickel for every time some billionaire died underwater in a vehicle designed by another billionaire that skirted safety measures" Second pane: he continues "I'd have two nicklew, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice"
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Happy birthday to me

My Venmo code
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Brunch. Was. Awful. My eggs benedict was dry and hard. No hollandaise!

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Currently high at brunch. Next stop, aquarium.

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Morocco and New Zealand (but I'll never come back from NZ)

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Forni Cake
@fornicake.bsky.social
Just your friendly neighborhood (erotic) baker trying not to kill the hoard of houseplants I acquired to try and fill the void in my life
69 followers32 following848 posts
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