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i’m a dog, but i’m not here to be bossed around by hooms. you may rub my belly. no pants, no shoes, no pawblem 🚫🧟
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I was surprised the other day when a dickhead fell in love with the breakout hippo star on my tv Moo Deng aka Bouncy Pork

a baby hippopotamus is standing in the water near a rock
a baby hippopotamus is standing in the water near a rock

ALT: a baby hippopotamus is standing in the water near a rock

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Is that too old school? How about teensy air fryers

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I’m seeing a lot of Josh Stein signs around Winston Salem.

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In some countries, Betsy, my poison ivy is considered ornamental, so gtfo. And it is also my low cost substitute for an alarm system.

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Dioramas are lit no cap

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Awww, is that what they were doing when I lived in the woods? Getting married?? 🥹 I would have given them tiny toasters if I’d known. Instead I just lied to myself about how wolf spiders are afraid of mattresses.

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It’s called crop dusting, yw

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I’m sorry for your loss 💔 She looks wonderful. You have continued her legacy, showing kindness to me

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Maybe on my hands, so I see Bluey right before I post

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Me watching cats in unapproved cat areas (secretly admiring)

A screenshot from the picture of the cat surrounded by cords and fragile objects. This figurine may be a little dog? The facial expression is the same as mine when I watch a cat in an unapproved cat area: frozen with my my mouth hanging open
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Freebo
@freebo.bsky.social
i’m a dog, but i’m not here to be bossed around by hooms. you may rub my belly. no pants, no shoes, no pawblem 🚫🧟
112 followers141 following108 posts