eight minutes ago i was fucking your mom. twelve minutes ago i was fucking your dad. and fifteen minutes ago ? Well, Buddy, i was Eating Sushi and playing Spiderman 2 The Videogame

tru

hey <- a standard greeting heyy <- typo heyyy <- pretty much nonsense heyyyy <- lil bit slutty heyyyyy <- i wanna fvck you so bad i might die hope it helps

yk one of my dorkiest pet peeves is when people call cheaters in games "hackers" they arent hacking SHIT, they're running a script someone else made!!!!!!!!!

woe, boobers upon ye

update on the pornbots: 10 have followed me

everyone and their mother should play lunacid i think

the pornbots have hit bsky

wahoo!!!!!

drunk 👍