chillin and thrillin

I have a bunch of animals like Snow White, but they help me get my Xbox set up when I want to game. The hummingbirds hand me my soda. The mice plug in the various cables. The termites and fleas bring me my controller, and a bear turns on my television. My roommates wish to evict me constantly. 💯

Threads is like 90% guys posting “First 500 ppl who like this post get free surgery 😃” and advertisements for BetterHelp

Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way

Creature of Web sight

good lord man

I deleted Twitter when I got this, immediately heard about the orb, tried to look it up as a lurker, realized I now need an account to even look at tweets, and reopened my account in shame 😔

I am sorry 🙏

the real goku. simply incredible.