honestly the thing thats the most weird to me is how those are pointed out as CRITICISMS, like as if they were a BAD thing. like can you imagine the ATLUS anniversary game having a lot of stuff from their other games? cant fathom the idea

dude is a prosecutor by trade and yet the word "contradiction", a word he uses on the regular as part of his JOB (not to mention he's pompous enough to use it on daily life unprompted as well), reminds him of his gay lover

the protagonist's best friend, Jacob Gunn

for a while i had this vague concept idea which was a story that was like, the hero's journey taken 100% literally. the call to adventure being literally a phone call, etc. basically every plot point being as straightforwardly based on the exact wording of the Hero's Journey as ever possible

Imagining a story where chekov's gun is taken to its logical extreme and every time a gun appears onscreen it is fired before the scene ends. A character is about to leave and they just take a gun off the wall and fire it in the air. Like it's a quota

people complaining about "woke" if a female character gets covered up is the funniest fucking thing to me like dude the average queer person would probably want her to be *more* naked, not less Nothing woke about being a prude lmao

i cant verify my identity because google needs me to verify my identity in ways that are not accessible to me, and trying to make it more accessible for myself requires me to verify my identity as well. how the fuck would i be able to DO this???

cant even add a verifying e-mail because guess what? IT REQUIRES ME TO VERIFY MY IDENTITY TO DO THAT. i literally cant do anything. theres nothing i can do rn because of how annoying and finicky this is

to make matters worse, today i literally got a phone. and cant log in to get all my contacts and stuff because it needs me to use my LAST PHONE to confirm its me. even though i put in my god damn password already

why is it that always, without fail, what they ask for, are things im no longer able to do?? i lost my phone so of course every single recovery option needs me to use that phone number