Wait does that mean he used some other alien's severed hand then?

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Well they are, I think you mean REtachable

Ants In Your Pants is made out to be just some sort of game, but that shit would be absolutely horrifying

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I went to read the reviews for "Asteroid City" on Prime Video because I've heard mixed things. I did NOT expect the top 1-star review to be a short essay on how the movie is actually filled with "psychological warfare tactics" from a "rogue transnational military industrial complex cartel"

Ok well now I'm getting mixed signals

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Me stumbling over piles of empty bottles on the floor after a weekend of drunken debauchery:

One thing I miss about the messiness of cable TV is how you might see a split second of one commercial before it switches to another