Any Aidas?

The incredible irony that the smartwatch I got to track my health will give me a medal for having a stress level average in the lowest bracket for a day and it's stressing me out. I'm relaxed, but it's marginal...

Okay, smartwatch, I feel like we can raise the bar here just a little

*Throws kombucha starter across the room* SCOBY

I have brainworms... and the condition's terminal

There were no witnesses but I need someone to know this even if you take my word for it!

I was watching House and he went "you must be on your period LOL" to his boss and figured out the patient's issue and I AUDIBLY said "don't tell me she's got endometriosis all over her body and it's making her bleed out of everywhere"-- And you're not going to believe this.

And Pocahontas, and Moana, that chick from Brave...

Yeah why ARE you called that