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Zander
@gassiestshark.bsky.social
If you donā€™t like sharks or farts you mustā€™ve made a wrong turn, it stinks of dadsmell here
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Zgassiestshark.bsky.social

May have been a massive mistake, but with that fluffy ass on top of ya, at least youā€™re both having fun~!

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Zgassiestshark.bsky.social

Incredibly based Djermengandre take

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Zgassiestshark.bsky.social

Thatā€™s what I like to hear~! You and I gotta get together and RUMBLE a metropolitan area or two for a few hours~

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Zgassiestshark.bsky.social

This is the biggest heā€™s ripped that Iā€™ve got in art, but do know heā€™s ripped plenty a fart capable enough to destroy skyscrapers! He doesnā€™t stink much (at least not totally overwhelming) but he makes up for that in sheer force and quantity~

Never give him chocolate ice cream, no matter how hot it is outside
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Zgassiestshark.bsky.social

A big guy with a big gut means big gusts from his big butt! And boy, do you have plenty~! But I gotta know- one hour of rumbling CONTINUOUSLY or nah?

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Zgassiestshark.bsky.social

I think you can to some extent- though it might depend on other userā€™s settings. Here is a shark

His gut is so full of gas even YOU might be able to feel his farts shake the ground!
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ā€œHey dude, check it out! That big guyā€™s gut is visibly growling, and heā€™s lifting up a leg! What do you think that means?ā€ ā€œIt means weā€™re fucking dead, Toby. You still owe me that $20 in heaven, by the way.ā€ ā€œHeaven? Pfft, I donā€™t think-ā€œ *BBBRRRMMMMMPPHHHHHAARRRRPPPPPP-PPMMTT-PLLTTRRPPPTT!!

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Zgassiestshark.bsky.social

Of course! Same to you. However, if you do end up ever drawing/getting a piece with explicit death, I feel it would be good to have a proper content warning/spoiled image for it. I love all your other content otherwise- especially the gassy kind~

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New alert on your phone but it just says ā€œGiant spotted in vicinity. Good luck.ā€ Canā€™t help but think the giant may have written that somehowā€¦

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I tend to avoid death, but occasionally as long as itā€™s implied and not a heavy theme it can definitely add to the piece. Like my love of desperation- big guy trying not to fart in a world of micros? Hella hot. Guess weā€™ve got different tastes- I feel I may be too empathetic to fictional characters.

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Zander
@gassiestshark.bsky.social
If you donā€™t like sharks or farts you mustā€™ve made a wrong turn, it stinks of dadsmell here
69 followers42 following61 posts