Well, uhh… they’re.. they’re actually a lot more destructive than stinky- my minimum is room shakers usually~

I can’t imagine all that coffee being good for anyone’s guts!

H-Hey, it’s not ALWAYS that bad…!

Do you also love them with hyper quantities of gas~?

Causing an earthquake by farting from another continent~

If by that you mean the max amount of gas that butt can hold? Then yeah, you’re on the money~

Bro be like “fetch me their souls”

Volcanion and Camerupt:

Hah! Me neither~ Quaking day and night, my ass is!

I bet that’s barely a dent in all the gas you’ve got roiling in your gorgeous gut~!