oh this is good i talked on twitter abt this.. like what was he even doing before he came out as a vampire. just stirring an empty bowl w a spoon going “MMM GOOD DINNER!”
OH WAIT guys we gotta post our tavs/durges in their halloween outfits.. I think Monday would be The Evil Stick girl and Astarion would be Ms. 45 in her nun outfit
ya I did not sleep last night. 3 coffee no breakfast
this is me rn… it’s the year 2024 and serving has been made illegal. divas are forced to perform labor and generate capital
bc of his former job Monday is very aware of the optics him and astarion have, he knows ppl see an older posh high elf w a young tiefling and wonder how much Monday is getting paid. and being defined solely by his job makes him manically angry. HOWEVERRR if he can get a joke in first it’s worth it ☝️
YUPP monday and seelie best friends 4 ever… all the background characters are my friend’s tavs/durges